Mazeltov - It's The Jewish Hospital!
Dominating the skyline in certain parts of the city is the Jewish Hospital. This got me to thinking exactly what that means....
1. The good news is all the doctors are highly rated - by their mothers.
2. IVs contain chicken soup.
3. Car parking is $30 an hour, but everyone is too mean to pay it so they park for free round the corner and order an ambulance.
4. The nurses wear yarmulkes.
5. A sign saying "the first cut is the deepest" hangs on the wall of the circumcision ward.
6. Every operation is watched by 30 doctors. One to perform the surgery, the other 29 to tell the surgeon he's doing it wrong.
7. All liposuction is conducted by Dr Shylock. Who else would want a pound of flesh?
8. All babies are taken directly from the nursery to fourth grade.
9. If you look carefully, you can just make out the fiddler on the roof.
10. The wards are only full on high holy days.
1. The good news is all the doctors are highly rated - by their mothers.
2. IVs contain chicken soup.
3. Car parking is $30 an hour, but everyone is too mean to pay it so they park for free round the corner and order an ambulance.
4. The nurses wear yarmulkes.
5. A sign saying "the first cut is the deepest" hangs on the wall of the circumcision ward.
6. Every operation is watched by 30 doctors. One to perform the surgery, the other 29 to tell the surgeon he's doing it wrong.
7. All liposuction is conducted by Dr Shylock. Who else would want a pound of flesh?
8. All babies are taken directly from the nursery to fourth grade.
9. If you look carefully, you can just make out the fiddler on the roof.
10. The wards are only full on high holy days.
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