Living the American Dream

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Haunted Hotel

The Haunted Hotel Decent is proud to announce it is now open for business, in fact our first guest are due in at the weekend, when Orphan No 1 and Dumb Bell Door make a return visit with a new friend.
The proprietors, Grumpy and Hilary Deceased have spent a fortune on updating the hotel for the holiday season.


We haven't had any guests since July, and in this economy it's been a real problem.


On the plus side, Grumpy's diet has been going exceptionally well
The Haunted Hotel Decent's cook prides herself on using the freshest ingredients raised on the premises.

All rooms have wireless access to the web
Safety is our prime concern, so we employ a night witchman.

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