Hospital Harmony

A friend who was recently in Edward Hospital, Naperville, tells me they play Brahms Lullaby over the public address system every time a baby is born. Cute idea, but why stop there? Here a few more suggestions..

Orthopaedic dept: Wide Eyed and Legless.
Cardiac dept: Anyone who had a Heart.
Ophthalmics: I can see Clearly Now.
Liposuction: Fat Bottomed Girls or Shakira's Hips Don't Lie.
Carpal Tunnel surgery: I Wanna Hold Your Hand.
Circumcisions: My Ding a Ling.
ER: All Right Now.
Rehab: Walking Back to Happiness.