Proof I'm No Reader

Regular, and dare I say, picky readers, may notce i mke the odd mistook in my writin. Its wot happins when you write to quikly. So it is wiv sum irony that ths week I have bin very busy profreedin my friend Milo's new bok. His my belly dancin frend Venuss's hjsbund. gettit? With al my neu hobis, profredin must rate as the most boringg. Even worse than wotchin golf on tv. As somone who spendz her entr life in a permanent rush, having to stop and smell the puncktuation just apawls me;