The Seat of Power

Just wanted to let you all know I'm now fully recovered and hoped to be back at my seat by the computer today. But when I got there I found someone had sold it to the highest bidder. There was a brief tussle at my office door, but I am pleased to say so far I have been able to keep him away. Unfortunately he has a meeting with a higher power today (my cleaning lady), so who knows what will happen. I'm not saying my replacement is a bad choice, but as far as I know he bought the seat on ebay at a knock down price and to be honest, I think my seat deserves more. So if there are any more bidders out there, let me know.
If you are not interested in this particular item, I believe there will be another one vacant for the Illinois senate shortly.