Ten Uses for Snow

With a foot of snow currently being dumped on our area and plenty more around the world it seems, I've compiled this useful list. Feel free to add your own suggestions...

1. Pour red dye onto your lawn and tell everyone the sharks in your pond ate the mail man.
2. Challenge Dubai's new record breaking tallest building by building the world's tallest snowman.
3. Offer your local old people's home free cryonics.
4. Teach your dog to ski.
5. Bury the snow shovel so you aren't able to clear the driveway.
6. Save electricity by turning off your fridge and sinking the contents into the snow.
7. Hold an ice cream party. No problem with freezer space.
8. It gives you something pretty to look at while trying to avoid taking the car out.
9. Become a property developer by building the first igloo community in your area.
10. Bury your husband's/boyfriend's Wii controller in it and tell him he can't have it back until Spring.