SHARE and Share Alike

The name of the conference Grumpy is attending is organised by SHARE, an independent group of computer nerds who like to get together twice a year and talk technology. I assumed that the letters SHARE stood for something, but apparently not, it's just because they like to share information. (That in itself shows how uncreative these technical types are).
It's been bothering me, so all week I've been thinking what SHARE means to me, and this is what I've come up with:
Silicon valley Heavyweights who Arrange Relaxing Excersions.
(Don't be surprised if you see it on their website next conference...)