From Our Civil War Correspondent

The Civil War continues to rage in Naperville, Illinois. Our esteemed President, Abraham Lincoln today held a press conference before battle commenced..

Of course some of the soldiers were a little tired after fighting for a couple of hundred years.

Shooting the enemy, 2009 style.

"Those Confederates are just cannon fodder!"

Proving that some armies definitely march on their stomachs, a warning as to what can happen when you don't get enough rations, and when you perhaps get a few too many.

Sometimes you can aim too high.