Top Ten Things To Say To An Englishman in Naperville
1. Are you from Australia?
2. Are you from South Africa?
3. Have you seen the movie The Queen?
4. Shame about Princess Diana.
5. I love Benny Hill.
6. How is it driving on the right?
7. Wasn't Alec Guiness great?
8. Cup of tea?
9. It always rains in England, right?
10. Anything at all in an English accent that makes Dick Van Dyke sound like Prince Charles.
2. Are you from South Africa?
3. Have you seen the movie The Queen?
4. Shame about Princess Diana.
5. I love Benny Hill.
6. How is it driving on the right?
7. Wasn't Alec Guiness great?
8. Cup of tea?
9. It always rains in England, right?
10. Anything at all in an English accent that makes Dick Van Dyke sound like Prince Charles.
posted by Hilary at
10:44 PM
2 Comments:
Do you know Mrs. Slocum personally?
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Unknown, at 1:30 AM
Oh.. and John and Mary Smith are from England. Do you know them?
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Anonymous, at 8:34 AM
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