Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

Tomorrow we're hosting a departmental barbecue for Grumpy's boss who is flying in from Philadelphia. Grumpy actually has two bosses, which explains why it is so difficult for only one wife to cope with him. Anyway, I got to thinking what I would need to do to really impress our latest guest. I thought some of these might work:

1. A high school marching band playing on the front lawn as he arrives.
2. Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen cooking dinner (gagged, of course).
3. A spare Rolls Royce for him to drive around in during his visit.
4. A private jet to fly him to and from his home. Might get Jett onto that one.
5. A musical number by his staff telling him how great he is.

Not sure that a few lettuce leaves and a burnt burger is really going to do it....