Techie Talk

It's not easy being married to a computer nerd. I've never pretended to understand what Grumpy does for a living, and to be honest it's never been much of a problem, until now.
Over lunch today, the conversation turned to our husbands.
"Mine works for IBM. He does gobblidook de tripity dum," said English. (Okay, she didn't actually say that, but she might as well have done.)
"Mine's been cropity duddling for the past 15 years," said Mexica. "I think he deals with your company."
"Mine outsources," added Italia, looking at me. "In fact he prodly cookles diddly squat from your husband's company."
"That's nice," I said knowledgeably. "Pass the salt."