Reasons To Be Thankful Thanksgiving Is Here

1. Only one more day of TV commercials advertising sales which start in the middle of the night.
2. No more excuses to overeat until Christmas.
3. No more arguments with Grumpy about why he's refusing to wear a pilgrim's hat.
4. You can eat dessert with your main course.
5. For the next four weeks the stores will be too busy to take your money.