Don't Chrysler Me, Fiat Dealer

I see that the Italian motor company Fiat has just bought American giant Chrysler. Here's what to expect:

All Chryslers will be no bigger than a turtle. The Town and Country will be renamed the Citta e Campagna. It will still seat eight comfortably as long as they all sit on the driver's lap.

All new Chrysler cars will be given single Italian names. Look out for the Chrysler Pizza (available with 10 different toppings and stuffed tires) and the Chrysler Caesar (great for driving in a hail storm).