The Teeth At Night Aren't Big And Bright Deep In The Heart Of Texas

I started to brush my teeth before going to bed last night. Now before you think I've accidentally posted by Facebook update here, let me continue. I always take those tiny tubes of paste with me, and tend to buy the first one I find, not necessarily my usual brand.
"Ugh, this one is awful," I said to Grumpy, spitting it out. "It's like antiseptic."
He looked at the tube.
"That's because it's the cream for mosquito bites," he said.
My teeth may not have been any cleaner afterwards, but they haven't itched since.....