"The Play's the Thing...."

They say if a dress rehearsal goes badly, it's a good omen for a great opening night...

Passover: The Musical should be great!

The cast think I'm joking when I say the first performance is only six days away. They thought 40 days and 40 nights referred to the amount of rehearsal time left.
"What?! We have to do this in front of an audience?!"

In an unusual twist on the plagues, Moses is engulfed in a low flying cloud.

Can I come out yet?

Moses' shepherding skills are not enough to save him being attacked by one of his flock.

"No idea who he is, Pharaoh. I found him wondering outside the old folks' home."

"Are you sure these are the auditions for American Idol?"