Wedding March of the Slaves

Today should be interesting. The dress rehearsal of the show is happening this afternoon, just missing a wedding at the synagogue where we are performing. In true Congregation Beth Shalom style, we met the newly to be weds on Friday night and they invited us to come along. I have visions of the bride walking down the aisle as the waves part and a chorus of Hebrew slaves sing behind her... Or our slave driver whipping her because she is not walking fast enough... Or the cantor turning up in full costume because she is taking part in the show later... Or the bride and groom somehow landing a part at the last minute...