I'm No Celeb: Day 2
Deep in the forest preserve something stirs....
Grumpy: Ok, I've just been given today's challenge.
Hyacinth: Oh goody. I need something to do. What is it? Are we going to dredge a rusty chest through the undergrowth?
The Duchess: See how many Danish pastries we can carry back from Panera?
Jett: See how much we can win at jungle poker?
Grumpy: No. We have to see how long we can laze around doing absolutely nothing.
The Duchess: You're making that up aren't you?
Grumpy: Ok. But we'd have more success at that than what we really have to do.
Jett (from his tree house): Get on with it man. I have to get this roof on before nightfall.
Grumpy: We have to choose one person to spend the night on their own, right away from the forest preserve. They'll be taken out in a helicopter then dropped at this horrible place. If they survive the night, they'll win us six stars and be given immunity for a week.
Hyacinth: Sounds scary. Wh..wh..what is the terrible place?
Grumpy: The Holiday Inn, Naperville!
Jett: Six stars? Surely it only has three?
To be continued....
Grumpy: Ok, I've just been given today's challenge.
Hyacinth: Oh goody. I need something to do. What is it? Are we going to dredge a rusty chest through the undergrowth?
The Duchess: See how many Danish pastries we can carry back from Panera?
Jett: See how much we can win at jungle poker?
Grumpy: No. We have to see how long we can laze around doing absolutely nothing.
The Duchess: You're making that up aren't you?
Grumpy: Ok. But we'd have more success at that than what we really have to do.
Jett (from his tree house): Get on with it man. I have to get this roof on before nightfall.
Grumpy: We have to choose one person to spend the night on their own, right away from the forest preserve. They'll be taken out in a helicopter then dropped at this horrible place. If they survive the night, they'll win us six stars and be given immunity for a week.
Hyacinth: Sounds scary. Wh..wh..what is the terrible place?
Grumpy: The Holiday Inn, Naperville!
Jett: Six stars? Surely it only has three?
To be continued....
1 Comments:
Holiday Inn or forest? Mmmm... I'll volunteer for this one!
The Duchess
By Anonymous, at 6:30 PM
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